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"Clearly there's no LSD, and how long does it take to test a chocolate-chip cookie for marijuana?"

by smorgan, July 10, 2008, 06:54pm
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Total pandemonium broke out this week after a young man doing community service delivered cookies to police and they became convinced he tried to drug them with LSD and marijuana.

They said the basket smelled like pot and the cookies initially tested positive for LSD. Now it's become clear the cookies were just, well, regular cookies, but not before throwing the young man in jail on $75,000 bond and creating a media circus.

Lesson learned: don't feed the cops. Everything smells like drugs to them.
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I want to know where all the

by Anonymous, July 10, 2008, 09:25pm

I want to know where all the news outlets got the "several officers became ill" garbage. Neither weed nor LSD is poisonous, or likely to induce illness.

Oh, right, they got it from

by Anonymous, July 10, 2008, 09:35pm

Oh, right, they got it from the officers themselves. Wonderful.

Like well what was in those

by Anonymous, July 11, 2008, 11:39am

Like well what was in those cookies if it wasnt drugs and 3 officers got sick liike what the fuck

No one got sick.

by smorgan, July 11, 2008, 01:49pm

Officers claimed they felt sick, until they found out there weren't any drugs in the cookies.

WTF

by Anonymous, July 12, 2008, 08:55am

MORE DRUG WAR LIES

Power of suggestion

by Anonymous, July 12, 2008, 09:48am

Don't you think the cops thought they were sick because they thought something was in the cookies?

this

by Anonymous, July 13, 2008, 10:58am

comes from the same area in TX that on the weekend of July 4th implemented a policy that mandated BLOOD TESTS for suspected drunk drivers who refused a breathylizer.

Many of these cases are being overturned, especially in a small municipality who let the POLICE OFFICERS ADMINISTER THE BLOOD TESTS.

Remember the chalk board scandal in Dallas (Mexicans were being thrown in jail for cocaine that was later proved to be CHALKBOARD, planted by the police? Now they can stick needles in us?

Out of Control

by Anonymous, July 15, 2008, 05:17am

Maybe it was the pizza guy ?

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