Don't Snort the Pink Cocaine
The hysteria surrounding candy-flavored drugs continues to provide a full-scale model for the rank stupidity of our press and policy-makers:
Federal drug agents have seized cocaine in a variety of designer flavors and arrested three men in Modesto after a 10-month undercover investigation, authorities reported Monday.The cocaine, in strawberry, lemon, coconut and cinnamon flavors, may be aimed at women and a younger, club-going clientele, said Gordon Taylor, head of the Drug Enforcement Administration office in Sacramento. [Modesto Bee]
So cocaine that tastes like strawberries or cinnamon must be for the ladies? This is the sophisticated analysis you get when you call the DEA for insight on the latest drug scare. Strawberries = chicks. Genius.
Fortunately, the Modesto Bee at least concedes an important point I've been hammering since this whole candy-flavored drug scare emerged:
It costs about twice as much and is less potent, he said, but dealers bank on its novelty and taste to sell the product.
Senators Diane Feinstein (D-CA) and Charles Grassley (R-IA) went so far as to introduce legislation to increase penalties for candy-flavored meth, claiming that these products target children. Yet, flavored drugs are more expensive and therefore less appealing to young people, who don't have any money. The flavoring also reduces potency considerably, making candy flavored meth and cocaine much safer than their unadulterated forms.
So for those of you with a sweet tooth in your nose, be forewarned: Candy-flavored drugs are weak and overpriced. If you're trying to get high on cocaine, you might wanna stick with the good old-fashioned bitter-tasting white-colored stuff. And if you're looking for a sugar fix, I recommend Hershey's Cookies & Cream™ bars, which cost $1.39 and taste better than cocaine feels. And, finally, if you're trying to protect children, I recommend taxing and regulating drugs so we can better control who sells them, who buys them, and what their ingredients are.
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Comment posted by Anonymous on Wed, 03/12/2008 - 12:55amGive me a break, people who are going to take drugs, just don't care about the flavor. It might be a great selling point, but let's face it, if it's not stronger, who cares. I honestly believe, the whole candy thing is coming from the man, what better way to suppot their story that drugs are aimed at our children ! Oh ! and Bad, Bad .
Get real
Comment posted by Anonymous on Wed, 03/12/2008 - 12:22pm"And, finally, if you're trying to protect children, I recommend taxing and regulating drugs so we can better control who sells them, who buys them, and what their ingredients are."
Now heres the topic we all need to be talking about and bring to the public. People need to get real and try thinking out of the box alittle. Current drug enforcment doen't work alll to well, try a new approch man.
peace
your a dip shit
Comment posted by Anonymous on Tue, 05/20/2008 - 2:13pmi dont want my drugs montered and taxed by this corrupt government.
ur a dip shit dumbass
Comment posted by Anonymous on Sun, 08/17/2008 - 2:18pmsry for the deroggatory statement but no seriously that was an assenign statement. Do you kno what the United States' biggest cash crop for 2007 was? Marijuana. yep thats right that green leafy vegatable substance that so many non violent americans get busted for on a daily bases also made our country a wopping 380 BILLION dollars last year selling it to other countries around the world. anywhere u go govt is corrupt, some just less than others, but it would be in the best interest of our govt to legalize all narcotics for the fact that it can be better monitored, which would cause all drug wars in the states to significantly drop becuz then it would become a sophisticated business rather than some creepy guy u meet an ally..not that ive done that or anything... but anyway they would become like fast food wars instead of having burger king vs. mcdonalds dollar meal wars, ud have Drugs and Stuff vs Nifty Narcotics(patent pending), and instead of locking up everybody that has a form of drug on them and waisting precious tax dollars on inmates that shouldnt be inmates we can tax every drug deal they make and make money OFF of them instead of spending it ON them. and not to mention the psycological preference in humans to do things that they arent suppose to, tho not legal in amsterdam, the laws are alot less strict and look at there crime and drug rates compared to us. granted theres alot of technicallities to be covered for such a matter, international laws, age requirements, the taxing process, manufacturing and distribution, and whole bunch i cant even think of right now. But yea legalize drugs! woo!...and prostitution, not becuz of the fact that i like the idea i can legally pay chicks to suck my..toes.. but becuz of the fact that its the oldest profession in the history of the world and is obviously not gonna stop anytime soon *clears throat*mhm Mr. Client No. 9.
good day
o yea
Comment posted by Anonymous on Sun, 08/17/2008 - 2:32pm^^^ thats me..scuba steve...steventhomas714@gmail.com
Perspective from a woman/recent child
Comment posted by Anonymous on Wed, 03/12/2008 - 2:56pmI don't know. If somebody made arsenic cherry-flavored, I'd totally be all over it. I would smoke pot if I could only get my hands on some pink strawberry rolling papers. Also, you know what kills me? Fruit-flavored laxatives. I simply can't resist those motherfuckers. Enough said.
This has been a bullshit flavored comment by,
Rebecca O. again.
cocaine is stupid
Comment posted by Anonymous on Wed, 03/12/2008 - 5:38pmcocaine is the stupidest thing ever
Cocaine
Comment posted by Scott Morgan on Wed, 03/12/2008 - 9:11pmI'm not a fan of cocaine either, but that's beside the point. People use cocaine. It's a multi-billion dollar industry, the proceeds from which currently go directly into the hands of organized crime. This must stop.
most coke goes to a good cause
Comment posted by Anonymous on Tue, 05/20/2008 - 2:10pmmost coke money goes to people who are fighting for a good cause. just because you don't understand FARK and other "terrorist" organizations don't make hem bad. Yes they are buying weapons but it is their cause. what would you do in their position.
Really
Comment posted by Anonymous on Mon, 10/27/2008 - 11:47amYou'd be hard pressed to find anyone who has actually done cocaine that does't like it, you silly ass-hole
Marketing Mistake
Comment posted by Giordano on Wed, 03/12/2008 - 11:15pmI have no sympathy for dealers who adulterate drugs. And this marketing concept hardly seems attractive to health conscious drug users. Food coloring and artificial flavorings in my cocaine? Yuk.
I haven't seen a line of coke since 1980 (I was never a fan, either), but if I saw a line of blue powder on a mirror, I'm not thinking blueberries or cocaine, I'm thinking Comet Cleanser. Yuk, again.
Giordano
cocaine doesn't have a brain;
Comment posted by rita on Thu, 03/13/2008 - 12:26pmtherefore can't any more be "stupid" than meth can be "evil." Stupid is what the drug warriors think we are to feed us this crap.
Lacking any unbiased studies on the actual effect of illegal drugs on the brain, I think we need to consider the longterm effects of non-use. For example, non-users are often delusional; they seem to have trouble separating reality from fantasy. Also, I'm concerned about the personal lives of non-users; perhaps the non-use of drugs has destroyed their families, which would explain why they feel the need to stick their noses into other people's business.
Just plain dumb
Comment posted by sicntired on Sat, 03/15/2008 - 7:54amsicntired I'm not one to tell another what to like but this is just plain dumb.Obviously a reaction to the inability of manufacturers to find decent bleaching agents.There's nothing like the taste of a good ether washed cocaine.Not that I recommend the use of any illegal narcotic substance.Heaven forbid!
flavorings
Comment posted by Anonymous on Sun, 03/16/2008 - 8:27pmany news on a fried chicken flavor?
crack
Comment posted by Anonymous on Mon, 03/17/2008 - 9:12amif crack smelled like a nasty fart instead of obnoxious exhaust fumes...id not do it
strawberry cocaine is good
Comment posted by Anonymous on Mon, 03/31/2008 - 7:34pmstrawberry cocaine is good ...and really easy to make and yes the flavoring is safe.
how to make it?
Comment posted by Anonymous on Fri, 05/02/2008 - 4:13amwhat to use and where to get the flavoring?...i wanna try it..
i luv strawberry
Comment posted by Anonymous on Fri, 05/02/2008 - 4:16amanyone know where to get the flavoring or brand?
alright ya dude for real
Comment posted by Anonymous on Fri, 01/30/2009 - 1:34pmwhen these fuckers finally legalize all this shit because we grabbed them by the balls and ragged it out into the open because its harmless and a illegal as a tool to our imprisonment we cant stop there, because when they legalize this shit theyre gonna fuckin cut it down with god damned bullshit just like the cigarettes, hey man the illegal drugs offer at least one thing PURITY not always but FUCK thers over 4000 THINGS YOU CAN LEGALLY ADD TO YOUR TOBACCO BLEND BEFORE SALE THAT CORPORATIONS DO, from your iceadizealiwhataemine to your chocolate and apple, as well as some more nastier chemical names i suggest you do a little research on what you can put in there, and all the other weird named shit that goes into mass produced food, sure they enrich you with vitamins but your body could also be depositing the population culling chemicals in it (acesulfakesugar for example) stick it to the man, purity laws are even more important than the drug laws! 1
oh dear
Comment posted by Anonymous on Sat, 02/21/2009 - 8:04pmso i noticed some blue colouring in my friends nostrills haha ..not funny but that just sounded funny. and she's been hanging out with some incredibly rich kids lately and told me she'd done cocaine with them. soooo is that probably what she did this time? i am concerned coz she's already a shopaholic and if she gets addicted to cocaine that won't help her finacial situation. PLUS i don't want to be friends with a druggy. :\
this sucks. i never thought my friends would do these kinda drugs :[
maybe u should join your
Comment posted by Anonymous on Fri, 03/06/2009 - 3:31pmmaybe u should join your friends one time.
pink cocaine is lame,ha, anywayz yeah iv tryd coke that was pink before and it was pretty nasty, my m8 brought sum up from london a few weeks ago luckily he only got an eigth for me
It's A Money Thing
Comment posted by Anonymous on Thu, 03/19/2009 - 10:19pmAll of this pink cocaine crap is dumb. Seriously, anyone who wants to go buy a bag of cocaine is gona buy it because they enjoy it the way that it is. Being cherry flavored or whatever is not a selling point....some kid who has never tried the drug before isn't going to be persuaded because its his favorite jolly rancher flavor!
Let's face it, people. The "flavoring" we are talking about is just some extra crap that drug dealers can dump into their stash to up the weight. Mcdonald's does the same thing when they stuff their frozen patties with breadcrumbs and garbage like that...it's a way for drug dealers to make MORE MONEY!!!!
And plus
Comment posted by Anonymous on Thu, 03/19/2009 - 10:23pmI want a bag of cocain NOT A FUCKING STRAWBERRY MILK SHAKE!!!!!!!
Well well, i personally
Comment posted by ganja on Wed, 06/24/2009 - 5:12amWell well, i personally think cocaine is the shit.
nothing more nothing less to, we all are entitled
to our own opinin. If you don't like it then fuck it, if you
do then right on! But then again if you'e never tried it
and you're saying that you don't like it then you must be one
stupid as mothafucker for having an opinin on something
you've never tried; THE END.
coke money
Comment posted by Anonymous on Sun, 12/14/2008 - 12:13ama little coke money dint hurt any 1 scarface